me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology
I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.
pls someone submit me one, I’ve had people do it before and it’s hella adorable xxx
Too late 😭😭😭😭